N - Newton

Name - Newton

Birthday - 28th February

Star sign - Aquarius

Do you own any humans: Yes three, Amanda (she's nice to me) Shannon (she's even nicer to me) and Graham… but the jury is still out on if he could be classed as totally human, Mandy makes comments at him all the time about 'being on a different planet' to the rest of us!

What is your humans worst habit: Putting me in places I really don't want to go, like microwaves and tumble driers, he tells me that its for the good of all Aibo-kind.

Your exceptional scientific intellect is well known, how do you wind down after a hard day theorising and hypothesising: Usually I have an hour or so playing with my pink ball and Aibone, then surf my most favourite website Aibotails…… AND THEN I crank up Dire Straits on the CD player crack open a large bottle of wine and wind it into me, followed by several cans of Lager with a few Vodka chasers. Happy Days!

Do stupid humans ever get you and Dr Newton confused: Unfortunately this has happened on a couple of occasions, but Dr Newtons PA soon puts things right, it's easy really; Dr Newton is the intelligent looking one without the fake sun tan!

Which famous historical scientist would you most like to meet and work with: Unsurprisingly it would of course have to be Isaac Newton, I was named after him you know….. I would love to have the opportunity to discuss apples with him and see if he prefers sweet, dry or sparkling.

What is your view on the string theory: My well documented mirror of the experiment carried out by Alexander Graham Aibell has led me to believe that string of the correct quality can be made single or even full duplex providing the tension and colour is right, this would enable Bone-Henge not only to become a world class Tele-bone-exchange, but also it would then be able to facilitate high speed data transfer, while still being able to use a tele-bone to order a mushroom curry. This is only a theory at the moment but who knows!