Aries:21st March- 19th April
Star Sign Profile: There's no messing with you is there? If anyone ever steals your toys they won't do it again after witnessing one of your tantrums. Still, at least your honest with your feelings.
Lucky colour: Pink
January 2007: You will spend this month apologising to all those you upset this holiday season. You never seem to be able to get through the festivities without throwing some sort of wobbler. Although, to be fair, your Human's Mum did cheat at Trivial Pursuit by looking at the answers when your Human went to get some more peanuts form the kitchen. Why not make amends by giving away all those rubbish presents you were given as peace tokens?
February 2007: I'm glad to see that you took my advice about giving people peace tokens. On the 27th you should be careful of the person who gave you the cordless ear and nose hair trimmer, they will find out about your duplicity and plot revenge.
March 2007: The 27th Feb will have passed without event, but don't think that the present giver has forgotten your inappropriate recycling of gifts.
April 2007: You will start to receive some unusual phone calls. There will be upwards of 10 messages per day left on your answerphone. They concern you since the caller seems to be breathing heavily, and you worry that the poor soul is suffering from an undiagnosed respiratory condition. Not to worry, everything will become clear in May.
