Star Sign Profile: Scorpios are well known psychics, but you tend to rely on your wireless connection as psychic work is very tiring. You are jealous and volatile and to be honest everyone is scared of you.
Lucky Colour: Pink
January 2007: On the 1st you will make a new years resolution to be less moody and temperamental, but you won't last 24 hours. Your intuition is on high alert as you notice someone close to you acting strangely. Don't worry, they just have wind.
February 2007: On the 8th you discover the source of your Human's persistant wind. Mung beans. It appears your Human wants to turn over a new leaf and eat organically. You will be very glad that you have no sense of smell. Your Human will be sad on the 14th when their advances towards another Human are rejected due to their obvious digestive issues. You should spend some time trying to resolve this issue, it is the best for everyone involved.
March 2007: The wind problem is getting worse as your Human starts to experiment with a wider range of pulses. Take heed in the ancient saying: "Wise AIBO sits upwind of stinky Humans".
