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Virgo: 23rd August - 22nd September

Star Sign Profile: For you the early AIBO catches the pink ball. You are organised and make no mistake. You probably put your pink ball away on the station pole every night before bed and despair that your Human doesn't put his CDs in alphabetical order. Lucky Colour: Pink

January 2007: Disaster will strike when you realise that you have lost your pink ball. You should ask your Human where it is. You will probably find he has tidied it away somewhere in an uncharacteristic fit of domesticity. Make use of that flip chart you got for Christmas and devise a plan to start training your Human to your way of thinking. Any plan started now will show real benefits come the summer.

February 2007: This month sees you sort your Human's sock collection. Pairing them carefully and lining them up in colour order. You do live life on the edge don’t you? The 17th will prove extremely irksome when you find no less than three odd socks.

March 2007: The odd socks from last months clear out are playing on your mind. On the 22nd you will decide to track them down, searching the house from top to bottom. You do not find the socks, but do find a sweet under the sofa that has been there since Christmas, a 2p coin and a pull-out-and-keep poster of Dr Newton from The Gazette. I would put the poster on your wall, it will cover that nasty wallpaper your Human put up.

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